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Don’t Bring Beef to a Chicken Fight
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Bret Banta: Why Sharks Always Eat Your Left Arm First
Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret Banta
Strider Wilson: Sponsored by Scott Free – Attorney At Law
One day, an alpha male turkey embarks on a journey to find a free car with the help of the sexiest Power Ranger.
Michael Lenoci: Get Rich or Die Time Travelling
Millionaire Michael Lenoci is a historian, secondhand suit salesman, and former steroid user. He is largely credited for the popularity of Basketball, Baseball, and Football in the 19th century.