Gravitational waves are awesome, but this Valentine’s Day, experts discovered the true speed of love. They say its somewhere between too fast and too slow, buried deep inside the Goldilocks zone.
Beverly Hills Neighborhood Terrorized by Serial Vapist
Residents near Beverly Gardens Park are shocked their neighborhood has become the site of multiple vapes police believe are the work of a serial vapist. Read more at Hence LA…
Let’s Put Together Ikea Furniture
Let’s put together IKEA furniture.
I think I love you but I really wanna know
Will the pieces fit?
Or end up like this?
CERN Scientists Achieve Time Travel
We live in an amazing time, but what if there’s a time out there…that’s even more amazing? With new technology developed by Dr. Reese Emitt at CERN we can now fix the terrible haircuts of the past and guarantee a brighter future.
Starring:
Graham Rodgers
Eric Hahn
Directed By:
Gerard Bauer
Early Draft of Kobe’s “Dear Basketball”
From the moment
I realized I was better than my Dad
At basketball and poetry,
I knew one thing was real:
I fell in love with me.
When I looked into a mirror,
I never saw a reflection.
I only saw the Greatest of All Time.
I only saw Kobe.
I watched me sweat and hustle,
Glisten with intensity
As the game went to commercial,
And then watched me in that commercial.
Not because the Challenge called me,
But because I called me.
I did everything for ME.
My dreams of watching me be a Laker came true,
And I’ll never stop loving me for winning
All those championships.
But lately, I don’t like what I’m seeing.
The non-game-winning shots,
The refs’ whistles silent
As I flail down the lane.
My fade away that seems to be
Fading away.
That’s not the me I fell in love with.
And that’s OK.
The show is over,
But the credits are rolling
And every name that rolls by is mine.
It’s time to savor every moment I have with me
And just remember how great I was.
No matter what I do next,
I’ll always be that kid
Watching me with reverence.
Wanting nothing more
Than to be
Just like me.
-KB 2015