Would you rather argue with an inner monologue or an invisible best friend? The correct answer is neither, you’d rather snuggle with a Swag Cycle.
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Beansy’s Testicular Torsion
The heir to the Bush’s Baked Beans fortune spins a spunky tale, we recall our best Christmas presents, and give out the BEST tax advice for the end of the year.
Deck the Halls with Silicone Balls
We jump fences to avoid the sinking of El Titanico, escape a murderous neighbor, and present the official MTH guide to buying great Christmas Gifts.
Up in the Club with Ira Glass
Are blind people good luck? Plus all the things Graham is going to when he gets paid.
Ghosted by My Doctor
How to get enough street cred to get a face tattoo, tricking your doctor and playing dangerous masturbation games.